Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself letra

I know this kid with really long hair
Likes to kiss you in public places
He gives good looks
And really pretty conversations, hey, hey
I'm not like him, I don't speak well in any place

I know this kid with a really nice clique
Likes to drag you into places
He takes nice walks
And would like to add you to his list
I know this kid with really nice feet
And really big teeth, hey, hey
I'm not like him, I don't ask much of you to hang out with me

I know this kid with a really nice face
And a really special personality
He likes to stay out, sees and notes the goings-on
Always likes to be in the center, hey
I'm not like him, I don't ask much of you to hang out with me

La da...

Of Montreal - Letras

• A Celebration Of H.Hare
• A Collection of Poems About Water
• A Dreamy Day of Daydreaming of You
• A Man's Life Flashing Before His Eyes While He and His Wife Drive Off a Cliff into the Ocean
• A Question For Emily Foreman
• A Sentence of Sorts in Kongsvinger
• A Sport And a Pastime
• Advice From A Divorced Gentleman To His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage
• Ah, My Kitten
• Alter Eagle
• Aluminum Crown
• Ambassador Bridge
• Amphibian Days
• An Eluardian Instance
• An Epistle To A Pathological Creep
• An Erroneous Escape Into Erik Eckles
• An Ill-Treated Hiccup
• An Introduction for Isabell
• An Ode To The Nocturnal Muse
• And I've Seen a Bloody Shadow
• Apollyon Of Blue Room
• Around the Way
• Art Snob Solutions
• At Night Trees Aren't Sleeping
• Authentic Pyrrhic Remission
• Baby
• Bassem Sabry
• Belle Glade Missionaries
• Beware Our Nubile Miscreants
• Black Lion Massacre
• Bunny Ain't No Kind Of Rider
• Buried With Me
• Butterscotching Mr. Lynn
• Cast In The Haze (Been There For Days)
• Casualty of you
• Cato As A Pun
• Chaos Arpeggiating
• Chap Pilot
• Charlie and Freddy
• Chrissy Kiss The Corpse
• Christian Son
• Christmas is Only Good if You're Not an Animal
• Christmas Isn't Safe for Animals
• Chthonian Dirge For Uruk The Other
• City Bird
• Climb The Ladder
• Colossus
• Coquet, Coquet
• Couquet, Couquette
• Cutie Pie
• Death Dance Of Omipapas And Sons For You
• Death Is Not A Parallel Movie
• Death of a Shade of a Hue
• Def Pacts
• Derailments In A Place of Our Own
• Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath
• Disconnect The Dots
• Disguises (The Who Cover)
• Doing Nothing
• Don't Ask Me To Explain
• Don't Let Me Die In America
• Dour Percentage
• Dreamy Day Of Day Dreaming
• Du Og Meg
• Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself
• Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Eat The Bathtub
• Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath
• Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub
• Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree
• Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap
• Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap
• Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter the Bathroom
• Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bath...
• Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet
• Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls In Detective To Dust For Porcelain Particles On Dustin Hoffman's Tongue
• Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls in Detectives to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue
• Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home
• Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes A Sarcastic Remark, Cuts The Head Off A Duck, Places It Where The Tub Was And Begins To Groan
• Eagle Shaped Mirror
• Empyrean Abattoir
• Enemy Gene [feat. Janelle Monáe]
• Eros' Entropic Tundra
• Estocadas
• Everyday Feels Like Sunday
• Everything About Her Is Wrong
• Everything Disappears When You Come Around
• Exorcismic Breeding Knife
• Expecting To Fly
• Faberge Falls For Shuggie
• Family Nouveau
• Famine Affair
• Feminine Effects
• Flunkt Sass Vs. The Root Plume
• For Our Elegant Caste
• Forecast Facist Future
• Fugitive Air
• Fun Loving Nun
• Gallery Piece
• Gelid Ascent
• Georgie's Lament
• Girl from NYC (named Julia)
• Girl Named Hello
• Go Call You Mine
• Godly Intersex
• Good Morning Mr. Edminton
• Gratuitous Abysses
• Gronlandic Edit
• Happy Yellow Bumblebee
• Hegira Émigré
• Heimdalsgate Like A Promethean Curse
• Hello From Inside A Shell
• Hindlopp Stat
• Holiday Call
• Honeymoon In San Fransisco
• How Did You Get In This Song?
• How Lester Lost His Wife
• Hydra Fancies
• I Can't Stop Your Memory
• I Feel Ya Strutter
• I Felt Like Smashing My Face In A Clear Glass Wind
• I Was a Landscape In Your Dream
• I Was Never Young
• I Was Watching Your Eyes
• I'd Be A Yellow Feathered Loon
• Id Engager
• If I Faltered Slightly Twice
• If You Feel You Must Go, Don't Go!
• If You Talk To Symbol/Hostility Voyeur
• Imbecile Rages
• In Dreams I Dance With You
• In the Army Kid
• Inside A Room Full Of Treasures A Black
• Ira's Brief Life as a Spider
• Isn't it nice
• It's A Very Starry Night
• It's Different For Girls
• It's Easy to Sleep When You're Dead
• It's Just So
• Jacques Lamure
• Jan Doesn't Like It
• Jennifer Louise
• Joseph And Alexander
• Julie The Mouse
• Just Recently Lost Something Of Importance
• Katie And Caroline
• Keep Sending Me Black Fireworks
• Kid Without Claws
• Kissing In The Grass
• Knight Rider
• Kristiansand
• L'age D'or
• Labyrinthian Pomp
• Last Rites At The Jane Hotel
• Lecithin's Tale Of A Dna Experiment That Went Horribly Awry
• Les Chants de Maldoror
• Let's do Everything For The First Time Forever
• Let's Go For A Walk
• Let's Relate
• Like a Tourist
• Like Ashoka's Inferno Of Memory
• Lisa Marie Blueberry
• Little Rock
• Little Viola Hidden in the Orchestra
• Look At The Bell
• Lysergic Bliss
• Make The Bus (feat. Janelle Monáe)
• Malefic Dowery
• Man's Life Flashing Before His Eyes While He And His Wife Drive Off A Cliff Into The Ocean
• Maple Licorice
• Microuniversity
• Mimi Merlot
• Mingusings
• Miss Blonde Your Papa Is Failing
• Monolithic Egress
• Montreal
• Montreal Makes Me Sad Again
• More Noir Blues to Tinnatus
• My British Tour Diary
• My Darling, I've Forgotten
• My Fair Lady
• My Favorite Boxer
• My Favourite Christmas (in A Hundred Words Or Less)
• My Friend Will Be Me
• My What A Strange Day With A Swede
• Natalie And Effie In The Park
• Neat Little Domestic Life
• Nickee Coco and the Invisible Tree
• Nicki Lighthouse
• No Conclusion
• Nonpareil of Favor
• Nursing Slopes
• Obsidian Currents
• Obviousatonicnuncio
• Old Familiar Way
• Old people in the cemetery
• On the Drive Home
• One of a Very Few of a Kind
• Oslo In The Summertime
• Our Love Is Senile
• Our Riotous Defects
• Our Spring Is Sweet Not Fleeting
• Pancakes for One
• Panda Bear
• Paranoiac Intervals/Body Dysmorphia
• Partizan Terminus
• Peace To All Freaks
• Peacock Parasols
• Penelope
• Plastis Wafers
• Plateau Phase/No Careerism No Corruption
• Please Tell Me So
• Polyaneurism
• Predictably sulking Sara
• Psychotic Feeling
• Raindrop In My Skull
• Rapture Rapes the Muses
• Requiem for O.M.M
• Requiem for O.M.M.2
• Rose Robert
• Sadness Creeping Up And Scaring Away The Couple's Happiness
• Sails, Hermaphroditic
• Scenes From My Funeral
• Sex Karma [feat. Solange Knowles]
• She Ain't Speakin' Now
• She's a Rejecter
• Sing You a Love You Song
• Sink The Seine
• Sirens Of Your Toxic Spirit
• Slave Translator
• Sleeping in the Beetle Bug
• So Begins Our Alabee
• Soft Music/Juno Portraits Of The Jovian Sky
• Something To Be Laughed At/Femenine Effects
• Sophie Calle Private Game/Every Person Is A Pussy, Every Pussy Is A Star!
• Spike the Senses
• Spiteful Intervention
• Spooky Spider Chandlier
• Spoonful Of Sugar
• Springtime Is The Season
• St. Exquisite Confessions
• Steppin' Out
• Subtext Read, Nothing New
• Suffer for Fashion
• Tender Fax
• The Actor's Opprobrium
• The Autobiographical Grandpa
• The blank husband epidemic
• The Events Leading Up To The Collapse Of Detective Dulllight
• The Frozen Island
• The Gay Parade Outro
• The Hollow Room
• The Hopeless Opus Or The Great Battle Of The Unfriendly Ridiculous
• The Inner Light
• The March of the Gay Parade
• The Miniature Philosopher
• The Party's Crashing Us
• The Past Is a Grotesque Animal
• The Problem With April
• The Repuidated Immortals
• The World Keeps Going Round
• The You I Created
• There Is Nothing Wrong With Hating Rock Critics
• This Feeling (Derek's Theme)
• Tim I Wish You Were Born a Girl
• Touched Something's Hollow
• Trashed Exes
• Triphallus, to Punctuate!
• Triumph Of Disintegration
• True Friends Don't Want To Do Things Like That
• Tulip Baroo
• Vegan In Furs
• Virgillian Lots
• Voltaic Crusher/Undrum to Muted Da
• Was Your Face A Head In The Pillow Case?
• We Are Destroying The Song
• We Can Do It Softcore If You Want
• We Were Born The Mutants Again With Leafling
• We Will Commit Wolf Murder
• When a Man is in Love With a Man
• When You're Loved Like You Are
• Wicked Wisdom
• Will You Come And Fetch Me?
• Will You Let Me Into Your Dream?
• Wintered Debts
• Women's Studies Victims
• Wraith Pinned To The Mist
• Wraith Pinned to the Mist (And Other Games)
• Writing The Circles/Orgone Tropics
• Y The Quale And Vaguely Bird Noisily Enjoying Their Forbidden Tryst/I'd Be A Yellow Feathered Loon
• Ye, Renew The Plaintiff
• You Are an Airplane
• You Do Mutilate?
• You've Got a Gift
• You've Had Me Everywhere
• Your Magic Is Working